Bottom 5 Poptart Flavors


#5Watermelon. Watermelon is #5 because when you eat poptarts the only fruit flavor that is good is strawberry. Watermelon just would not taste good in a pop tart. The flavor is not good.


#4Bruised Banana. Bruised Banana is #4 because banana is also not a good fruit that would not be good in a poptart. Also, a “bruised” banana sounds horribly disusting I am just gagging thinking about it. 


#3Ground Beef. Ground Beef is #3 because the taste of ground beef would be so gross in a pop tart. I mean do I even have to explain anymore. This flavor is just the lowest of lows. 


#2Scrambled Eggs. Scrambled Eggs is #2 because scrambled eggs and sweet does does NOT mix well and taste well together at all. I don’t even want to think about this, the smell would be awful. This is the closest to the worst flavor.


#1Ranch. Ranch is the worst poptart flavor ever because I don’t even like ranch in the first place so eating a ranch flavored poptart would probably make me throw up. I mean come on, who in their right mind would actually eat that? This is the worst flavor to ever exist and NOBODY can change my mind.