Graham, would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

“I’d rather lose an arm because I would want to be able to walk still.”

Graham, would you rather be alone all your life or surrounded by really annoying people?

“I’d rather be around annoying people because I could smack them if they get on my nerves.”

Graham, would you rather go back to kindergarten with everything you know now or know now everything your future self will learn?

“Go back to kindergarten with everything I know now so I can be the smartest kid alive at that age.”